The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse
The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse
The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse

The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse

Regular price $31

Get your own signed first edition of my great Canadian chicken novel!

         The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse is a fantasy comedy adventure about Fools Goldie Chicken, a typical backyard hen having an existential crisis.

         Packed with humour, daring escapes, and wildly inventive tech, The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse follows Fools Goldie as she struggles with the philosophical and spiritual problems that face chickenkind. With the help of a poultry punk rock band, she and her flock embark on a daring gambit to harness the most magical energy in the universe (190-proof mined and refined unicorn ore) and to use it to fix the pottery kiln of the People who live next door.

         Set in a world of bus-driving shrews, physicist hens, and rockstar roosters, Fools Goldie and her flock of relatable characters set to fantastic tasks as they outwit predators and search for meaning in an absurd reality not all that different than our own.

9" x 7" paperback book.

272 pages with original artwork. 

We will personally deliver copies of the book to Creston, Nelson, and East Shore residents, so we will refund you for the cost of shipping ($16.74).

**For orders of two or more books, a 20% shipping discount will be applied at checkout.**

** Combine the book with a pottery order and get a $15 refund for the saved shipping cost.

**The cost of shipping to addresses in North America is included in the price.**

*INTERNATIONAL ORDERS* Please be advised that any duties, taxes or fees that may be charged upon delivery are your responsibility and are not included in our shipping charge.

 

The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse