The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse (e-book)
The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse is now available for e-books (Kindle, Kobo, Nook, etc.)
This is a downloadable epub file.
The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse is a fantasy comedy adventure about Fools Goldie Chicken, a typical backyard hen having an existential crisis.
Packed with humour, daring escapes, and wildly inventive tech, The Four Chickens of the Asquawkalypse follows Fools Goldie as she struggles with the philosophical and spiritual problems that face chickenkind. With the help of a poultry punk rock band, she and her flock embark on a daring gambit to harness the most magical energy in the universe (190-proof mined and refined unicorn ore) and to use it to fix the pottery kiln of the People who live next door.
Set in a world of bus-driving shrews, physicist hens, and rockstar roosters, Fools Goldie and her flock of relatable characters set to fantastic tasks as they outwit predators and search for meaning in an absurd reality not all that different than our own.